How long will the course take?

If you're fast, it could take a week (of binging). But with all the extra practice we recommend you put in - we estimate you’ll be fully up to speed and certified in around 1 to 2 month's time (beats 10 years, right?)

Will I get a certificate on completion?

Yes, you’ll get a certificate of completion when you graduate from the programme. This will look great as an extra addition to the glowing portfolio you’re soon going to have.

How long do I have access to the course?

How does lifetime access sound? After enrolling, you have unlimited access to this course for as long as you like - across any and all devices you own.

What If I'm unhappy with the course?

We would never want you to be unhappy! If you are unsatisfied with your purchase, contact us in the first 30 days and we will give you a full refund... But I'll eat my hat if that's the case (don’t hold me to that).

Will I get feedback on assignments?

Yes, we have a specially designed Academy Community where we encourage you to share your work throughout the course. It’s full of advice, tips and feedback, not only from your peers but from our expert team of around 7 hosts, each with their own specialism. In addition, we also run a weekly ‘office hour’, where you can grill either Konrad, our CEO, or Ella, our Head Writer.

When does the course start and finish?

The course starts now and never ends! It is a completely self-paced online course - you decide when you start and when you finish.

How long do I have access to the community for?

As long as you want! It’s built to be a source of support for as long as you need it.

Is this right for me If I'm a complete beginner?

Yes. We’ll walk you through the very basics first and then get to the meaty stuff.

And What If I know the basics already?

You’re also a perfect fit. We’ll reinforce those fundamentals - but teach you our unique way of tackling them. Then we’ll paddle you slowly and steadily into more experienced and advanced waters.

But What if I have no natural writing ability?

Then you won’t go far in copywriting, my friend. We can give you recipes, formulas, insider secrets and tried-and-trusted advice. But you need a creative spark and a way with words.

Will I build a Portfolio?

Yep, for sure. At the beginning of your journey you’ll be asked to open up a master folder. Each task you complete will be saved in the folder. And as you come to the end of the course, you’ll have all the folders you need to start your own freelancing business. There’s even a module on creating your own beautiful portfolio to wow new customers with.

What's the deal with VAT?

The European Union VAT (Value Added Tax) is a type of tax that is added on to any product or service sold to EU customers only. This means that if you live in the EU or in the UK the VAT tax will be added to your purchase on your checkout page. If you live anywhere else around the globe, VAT does not apply to you and will not be added to your purchase.

The Creative Copywriting Agency for Brands with Brains

We used to craft strategic words that sparkle and convert. Now we’re closed – this site is the legacy.

Content Strategy and Copy
to Reel in Revenue

Your prospects are goldfish. You have six seconds to grip their attention. Every ad, article, web page, and content asset needs to pack a punch. And play its part in a carefully crafted buyer’s journey. Ramping up traffic, conversions, sales…and that rain-making revenue.

We were a copywriting agency with patented methodologies that got results. Sorry you missed us.

BRAND
OUTSIDE THE BOX

You’re unique. But guess what? So are all your competitors. All that matters is if your customers notice you.

With our creativity and branding framework (MURAL©), we helped every client cut through the noise with a voice that’s powerful, persuasive, and more memorable than the masses.

MASTER
YOUR MARKET

Content audits. Buyer interviews. Competitor analysis. And VOCALYZER© (our very own voice-of-customer analyser). We dug deep to understand our clients’ customers, competition, and industry.

From their unique value proposition to smart SEO content, we delivered insight-driven words that reeled in the right people.

CAPTIVATE
AND CONVERT

Our team of wordslingers combined the power of our 13 LENSES© with a creative flair that customers can’t resist.

From hot headlines to a killer call to action, we knew what works – and when – across web copy, social media, conversion copywriting…and the whole shebang.

RESULTS TO
RAVE ABOUT

Results matter. And we didn’t believe in creativity without a cause.

Our campaign for Adidas ramped up sales by 14%. We improved Geox’s Instagram click-through rate by a whopping 85%. And we smashed volume targets for Thomson Reuters in record time.

FROM TECH TO RETAIL,
WE GET RESULTS

See what our unique blend of strategy and creativity did for clients just like you. Case Stories

Thomson Reuters
Case Story

Adidas
Case Story

Sisense
Case Story

Scientific frameworks,
with a blaze of creativity

We were a copywriting agency with scientists and artists. The science of strategic expertise, our home-built frameworks, AI tools, and sales psychology would get your brand far. But when we stirred in creativity and differentiation – that’s when the magic happened. And the sales.

Science

ROI forecasting tool
AI bot assistants
Conversion copy techniques
Information architecture (IA)
Email drip planning

Art

Creative copywriting
Blog posts that sing and dance
Jargon-free “real talk”
Big, bold ideas
Brand voice guidelines with a backstory
Humanising technical talk
Conceptual brand naming
The art of storytelling

These guys aren’t just great writers. They are extremely creative copywriters who understand the bigger picture: branding, sales, SEO, social media, content marketing – and how these all tie in together.

Robert Fenton – Marketing Director – Wizemail LTD

We absolutely loved everything these guys have created for us. Their dedication, creativity, and ability to deliver incredible results under very tight deadlines has helped us tremendously.

Valeria Sartoretto – Social Media Manager – Geox

We couldn’t be happier with the content The Creative Copywriter is producing for us. It’s always been a high quantity of work, but it was delivered on point and on time throughout the project.

Conor Mulcahy – seo specialist – Staycity

The team have done an amazing job in optimising our website copy and blog posts. We have seen a dramatic increase of traffic to our blog and overall positive feedback on our content.

Diane Castillo – Marketing Lead – Aggreko

Working with The Creative Copywriter has been an absolute pleasure, which is why we only use them now. They are at our beck and call day in day out – their content is always excellent, on-brand, on-point and on time.

Lilah Olsher – Content Manager – Natural Intelligence

Agency closed. Copywriters still open for business.

We’re no longer a copywriting agency – which means no forms, no pitches, no chasing. But you can still book our ex–in-house writers, now freelancing. Here are their deets.

And if you want our ex-Head Honcho, Konrad, to riff about content strategy, AI, and the psychology of persuasion on your stage or podcast – you’ll find him here.

The Creative Copywriting Agency for Brands with Brains

Content Strategy and Copy to Reel in Revenue

BRAND OUTSIDE THE BOX

MASTER YOUR MARKET

CAPTIVATE AND CONVERT

RESULTS TO RAVE ABOUT

FROM TECH TO RETAIL, WE GET RESULTS

Thomson Reuters Case Story

Adidas Case Story

Sisense Case Story

Scientific frameworks, with a blaze of creativity